TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE 2017

Hear ye, hear ye! Sunday, April 23rd, is Talk Like Shakespeare Day!

April 23rd has been proclaimed Talk Like Shakespeare Day across the state! Nebraskans can celebrate the holiday by having fun with Shakespeare’s language. Scroll for videos, activities, events, and more!
	1. Instead of you, say thou  or thee.	7. When in doubt add the letters “eth” to the end of verbs (he runneth, he trippeth, he falleth).
	2. Rhymed couplets  are all the rage.
	3. Men are called Sirrah, ladies are Mistress,  and your friends are all called Cousin	8. To add weight to your opinions, try starting them with methinks, mayhaps, or wherefore.
	4. Instead of cursing, try calling your tormentors jackanapes  or canker-blossoms  or poisonous bunch-back’d toads.	9. When wooing ladies: try comparing her to a summer’s day. If that fails, say “Get thee to a nunnery!”
	5. Don’t waste time saying it, just use the letter “t” (t’is, t’will, I’ll do’t).	10. When wooing lads: try dressing up like a man. If that fails, throw him in the tower, banish his friends and claim the throne
	6. Verse  for lovers, prose  for ruffians, songs  for clowns

	TLS Fun On The Web
	April 23rd is Talk Like Shakespeare Day!		Quiz Time: Which Character are you?		If Shakespearean Insults were used today		John Branyan's funny Shakespearean play on the Little Pigs
	Patrick Stewart performs on Sesame Street		The Beatles take on A Midsummer Night's Dream		Shakespeare-inspired comedy in the United Kingdom		Mr. William Shakespeare's Insult Generator

How to Talk Like Shakespeare	TLS at School	TLS at Work
How To Words by the Bard	Morning Announcement Insult Activity Resources	Quotes Crossword

TLS For Fun	TLS Bard's Bargains & Events	(Bar) Crawl Like Shakespeare
Insult Generator Bard Mask	Aksarben Cinema Starbuck's Coffee Long Dog Fat Cat Sonnets at Schwartz Deli	More Info Soon...